Unicorn

Noun: unicorn 'yooni'korn An imaginary creature represented as a white horse with a long horn growing from its forehead. Though the popular image of the unicorn is that of a white horse differing only in the horn, the traditional unicorn has a billy-goat beard, a lion's tail, and cloven hoofs, which distinguish him from a horse. Interestingly, these modifications make the horned ungulate more realistic, since only cloven-hoofed animals have horns.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

"Chestu gistu mastosthadhi!"

The Shia board issued a fatwa on Sania ordering her not to play in revealing oufits! Tho kyaa burquaa pehen ke khelegi?? If they had a problem what were they doing until now? They should have passed a fatwa long time back that no shia girl should hold a tennis racket. It all seems they want to gain media mileage. Just because they have the religious right does not mean they can issue fatwas on everything under the sun.

The other day I was travelling by bus 127 and a couple of junior college kids got in at Nampally. One of them said lets tell the conductor that we have pass even if we dont. The other one said why shell out 500 - if caught - when the need of the hour is just 6 for the both of us? I was impressed. After some time their conversation veered towards workouts. The guy who wanted to avoid taking the tickets said "Arey - Oka aaru nellu smoke cheyyi - Chestu gistu masthosthadi" Tho haum sab kyaa gym mein hawaa khaa rahein hain?? Agar woho such hothi tho meraa x-roomie jo smoke karthaa hain uskaa chest tho Arnie jaise hone kaa thaa naa?

1 Comments:

At 9/13/2005 09:08:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y did not these shia-board fellows issue a fatwa against "Sadaf" the all-exposing heroine of Anniyan?? Doesnot madras come under their jurisdiction? :))
buggers ...

 

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